Wash Your Rug

When a man is being made a cuckold. The new "mowing your lawn". When one man is trying to get with another man's wife/girlfriend.

Colin: Have you seen Harry?
James: Yes. He is over there in the corner with your wife trying to 'wash your rug.'

by Sandiego Gammel October 7, 2010

shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

by slurret May 17, 2010

Beef your bun

To go overboard, to freak out, to generally lose your composure.

"Holy shit! Brad Pitt just got stabbed in the face!"
"Don't beef your bun, man; he comes back in the sequel."

by Alix Blare's Penus May 3, 2009

Bump your grill

What we used to say in jail when speaking of brushing our teeth.

"Damn nigga, you got some serious tight mouth. You better go bump your grill!"

by Foshizzle Mynizzle July 12, 2006

tuck your collar

1. to tuck your collar into your shirt (usually a polo shirt, but can also be performed with oxfords and button-downs)
2. a response to a many douche bags who believe popping your collar is the ultimate form of free expression, and the epitome of cool

1. What are you tryin to look like a dickweed? Tuck your collar, dumbass!
2. Look at that asswhole pop his collar. We best be tuckin it.

by Big O October 24, 2006

Calm Your Hype

Calm your hype is another way of saying the commonly used "Jam your hype" When somebody is going on sick you can say calm your hype as a gangster way of sayin chill out

"YOO BLUDD U WANNA GO FUK DAH GUY OVER THERE UP PUSSYOLE SHANK HIM RYT NOW YEH"

"OII CALM YOUR HYPE MAN!"

by S H A F S K I January 28, 2009

zoomba your roomba

Whip your sorry white fat, boar ass into shape.

"I'm going to Zoomba your roomba!"

by Purrsnikitty February 28, 2014