Edge Hill University

A uni for people with severe social anxiety.

Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff

Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University

by Giggatron5645 April 16, 2022

The universe

basically a huge ball of everything that wants to kill you, literally. imagine just travelling to the edge of the universe just to see a dark void?

the universe is a hellhole filled with bright and pitch black balls that kill you if your too close to them.

by haha yez April 19, 2022

Universation

1. The combination of universe and sensation. Feeling as though you are part of the universe or the universe is part of you
2. Becoming one with the universe. Realizing your potential in the maximum capacity as the universe holds.

“This universation is making me realize my full potential” “I want universation so I can fully love myself”

by Savagebeast1234 January 10, 2021

Universal bitch

Someone everyone knows is a bitch.

"She seems ok..."
"Uh what?! She's a universal bitch."

by Megaconda January 11, 2021

The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

William Peace University

Also referred to as "Weird People University", this school festers the rejects of the popular hate group "The LGGBTTTQAAPPXYZ+". The school typically leans towards the libertarian/left of the political spectrum, which causes many of the student body to develop some form of autism.

"Hey what school do you go to bruh?"

"William Peace University"

"Lmao, what a libtard!"

by dolphin queef February 26, 2021

Syrian universe

A small Syrian child who is innocent, kind and often the victim of the US military under the joe biden administration.

A syrian child with magical abilities.

A joke from leftist twitter.

Warcrimes have been committed by the United states.

"Can joe please stop bombing syria, think about Syrian universe?"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021