A true loyal friend that will have your back no matter what happens and will never stab you the back and keeps all your secrets.He is funny,kind,cute,loyal,honest
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by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019
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Person two:search it up
Person one:theres nothing here
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Person one:theres nothing here
Person two:well dp a chris Hoffman
by Thicc jonnu October 19, 2019
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2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
Mom: Is Chris coming over
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019
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Get the Chris mug.A guy that is always on your mind, he has abs, perfect hair, really funny, and is hella HOT. But he is toxic, he is a player and doesn't stick to one girl, if he does find a girl he cheats, he's a bad boy. Never trust him with ALL your heart.
Whoa CHRIS did what??!
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