jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."
by Kieranscock December 7, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by BbyBro October 27, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Poisyaaaing November 13, 2019
Get the Jakemug. The speed of a cheetah.
The strength of a silverback gorilla.
The passion of a French poet.
The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.
The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
The strength of a silverback gorilla.
The passion of a French poet.
The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.
The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
by anonymous February 24, 2022
Get the Jake Gottesmanmug. 