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Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.
I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing about the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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Top-talk

To banter in a commanding or condescending manner, usually with flirtatious undertones
Dude… he totally top-talked to me.”
by Thatlazychild September 19, 2021
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pussy-talk

speak or communicate with someone in a way to wrongly accuse them of hypocrisy or ask "How would you feel if someone does this to you?" or any questions related to that.
The teacher pussy-talks at a student who is genuinely uncomfortable with anyone messing with him.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 3, 2024
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Talking boots

Verb.1) To flirt with one another
Ex.1) "Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."

Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*
by Just trying to dream March 16, 2021
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Blanket Talk

The shit talking that happens during sex about a person who isn’t in the room
Hey did u hear what She said about me last night

Yea it’s blanket talk don’t believe a word people say behind closed doors
by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018
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talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.
"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."
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