Sam Reich

a ceo who regularly engages in psychological warfare with brennan lee mulligan

sam reich: “ive been here the wh !”

by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024

Sam

Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever

Sam is my best friend i love him and would do pretty much anything for him

by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020

Sam

(Verb) The act of replying to messages or conversations with as few words as possible. Derived from the name Sam (a gender neutral name) to represent the ability of both sexes to perform this annoying/rude action.

Dude 1: This girl Sammed me all day. Her longest reply was "okay".

Dude 2: Damn dude that's rough, Sam that bitch back

by BB1813 July 8, 2020

finnie sams niggie

finnie is sams niggie

hi finnie sams niggie

by tittycock June 20, 2021

Sam-Flake

Like a snowflake but wetter!

You fucking Sam-Flake!

by Welsh wizard January 21, 2022

Sam Appreciation Day

If you have a Sam you should appreciate him on March the 13th Annually.

It's Sam Appreciation Day, appreciate your Sam.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020