shit yeah

the best possible way affirmative response

"Do you want to come over for chicken and dumplings?"

"Shit yeah, I do."

by mrs. khalil greene August 6, 2008

Government Shit

A bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. Considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.

Smith: "Jenkins, where have you been? We're five minutes late to the briefing. And why are you smiling?"

Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"

by goodmango June 28, 2009

man, shit

man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.

Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."

L'il Timmy- "man, shit"

Richard-"tommy your mom has died"

Tommy- "man, shit"

by midgaardseldar July 4, 2009

shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010

shit-sighted

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;

Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!

by CE S December 24, 2009

Mac That Shit

To successfully pursue sexual relations with a female.

Zahur: OMG did you see those two hotties making out at the bar? Or is it my beer-goggles?

Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.

by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010

Shit Stop

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.

Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.

Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?

Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!

by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011