Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.

Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.

by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist

A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.

Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”

by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023

Chrisco punch

When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole

Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you

by James Swindell October 23, 2024

Punch

something that's punchable

everyone in this fucking is so punch

by unionstaff December 12, 2023

Lunch Punch

To get laid on your lunch break.

To beat up pussy at lunch time.

Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.

by Rocco the other white meat. March 25, 2010

Rusty Punch

when someone is throwing awful punches all over the place

what a rusty punch that was or 'he was throwing rusty's all over the place'

by ashvw1 April 4, 2022

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015