Punch-issed

Kissed a penus

I accidentally punch-Issed my brother

by LOLYULO June 20, 2020

house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.

"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"

by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020

sucker punch

best song in the world

It hit me like a sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that
Sucker punch
Just one look and I'm out of touch
I'm freaking out 'cause I'm scared this might end bad
But I'll still come back for that

by BOBBYROOSSSO August 29, 2020

National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge

Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT

by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020

saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020

Socket punch

The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina

After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!

by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020

crenshaw punch

When a daily stoner waits all day to smoke so their tolerance is lower than usual.

I’m gonna smoke two joints and get crenshaw punched tonight.

by DoomedUser69 October 13, 2020