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Potato

You: you're a potato
Bestie: don't call me an idiot!
by R1V3R December 3, 2021
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slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
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sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
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Potato forgetfulness

When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.
Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.

Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
by Devarite September 29, 2021
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Potato

A word used for a person with little mental capabilities, which is often used to substitute previous slurs for the mentally challenged.
Adam is such a potato, he can't even string a single coherent sentence together.
by AUViking July 20, 2021
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Potatoes

Potatoes are ✨ gawds ✨ they are a m a z i n g! You have to respect them!
by _-GiGi-_ May 22, 2021
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potato

my awesome bf
potato is awesome right?
yeah
by Mac2006 October 3, 2017
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