Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

Potato

The most random word in ever.

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!

by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020

Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔

#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!

by Burntpotato June 18, 2018

Sweet potato

They belong in the ocean with the mangoes and raisins

Did you see that sweet potato?
It belongs in the ocean

by Destroyer of mangoes May 8, 2021

Dusting the potato

Being lazy or doing nothing.

“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”

by Princessofproduce June 1, 2021

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022