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Post Goon Glow

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The phenomenon of a person who has recently gooned having a sudden but fleeting glow up
“I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”
by CloudBax November 16, 2025
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Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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Post Ovulation Clarity

When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.
“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”

“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
by Pabalo escasbar December 30, 2024
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Post-work

in futurology, theory of a society in which work is radically transformed or becomes obsolete due to technological advancement, usually referring to post-scarcity
Just imagine living in a post-work society. I could farm in Warframe every day!
by ObsessedWithPolitics December 10, 2024
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post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.
My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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stepping in post holes

Being extremely drunk and exhibiting the tendency to wobble and stagger while walking as if on exceptionally uneven ground.
Damn Bob was plastered last night and when he got out of his car from the bar he was stepping in post holes all the way to the house.
by A GuyVegan October 19, 2017
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post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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