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This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day
*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023
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Post scrollaxing

Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?

Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!

Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016
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post-mortem adoration

The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.

It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.

Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
by melted paper February 11, 2025
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post your gf day

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off
"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"
by nckfrrs April 17, 2023
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Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.
"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."
by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025
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Post Avatar Depression

Depression after ripping energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l|
Claire Elise Boucher ripped energy off of |l @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @JoshPrenot % @TiffTweeeets % @Shivon % @ElonMusk % @ITheyThem %
@RealDonaldTrump % @MelaniaTrump l| and is going through a post avatar depression and realizing that there a large lawsuit fine.
by @PaparazziAreRight December 14, 2022
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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