Pig Boat is the nickname given to the now de-commissioned USS California (CGN-36), a nuclear powered guided missile cruiser that was commissioned from 1974 - 1999. Although the official nickname of the vessel was "Golden Grizzly", it was more commonly referred to as the Pig Boat by her enlisted crew due to the resemblance of the bear on the ships badge to that of a pig.
After the Pig Boat pulled into the Philippines, a national surge in pregnancies and STD's was reported.
by X-NAV December 24, 2019
A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 29, 2022
Pragya & Poonam are real FCPs i.e. Female Chauvinistic Pig (FCP) they target innocent Men by conspiring and turning the other colleagues and employees against them in each and every matter...
by Sky Lark April 30, 2022
A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.
by cring the bitch November 01, 2019
During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.
Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket
by Yayceee December 22, 2019
by Brogantac August 25, 2018
Pig C-O is a very very close friend with Chocolate the pig and Holeman. Pig C-O is from a different universe though. Pig C-O is very smart and one day many years ago he was messing around with portals until he opened a massive one. This portal sucked him in before he could even react and before he knew it he was somewhere different. Pig C-O originally from Minecraft was now in the Angry Birds universe. Two people found him. Chocolate and Holeman. These two pigs helped Pig C-O and with his smarts and ideas many years later they'd be the strongest army in the Angry Birds universe.
Person A: hey dude, look at this. *passes contraption over*
Person B: dude it says on the bottom that this was made by Oink Industries! That means Pig C-O made this!
Person B: dude it says on the bottom that this was made by Oink Industries! That means Pig C-O made this!
by Vennones May 14, 2021