Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

piss your khakis

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.

"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."

by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018

Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.

Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.

by TasteyT September 10, 2018

St. Louis Piss

When you take a shit in the urinal, while puking on the floor.

So I walked into the can, and Johnny was bent over like a moose, cock tucked the urinal, taking a St. Louis Piss!

by Backdoor Sandpaper March 27, 2019

Piss off Perry

Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two

Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?

Wife: piss off Perry !!

by Pez22 May 26, 2019

pissing ass slut

When you're just a raging whore.

"Hey bar whore, you're a pissing ass slut."

by Pissingassslut September 6, 2017

living room pissed

When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.

Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.

by MidlandManc June 27, 2017