Ninja Butler

When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.

He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.

by Swqsqwdws September 27, 2020

Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

Ninja

A fortnite streamer that died of the new disease made by the goverment called Ligma. At a early age, he was diagnosed with Sugma and Eatma. He was the only streamer known to ever make a cure to Ligma, but he died before he could use it. We all love and miss Ninja. Bless Ninja.

#Blessed #Ninja
#Ligma

by Thundercloud57 October 25, 2018

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

trailerpark ninja

A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.

That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie

by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021

Ninja Dick

An uncircumcised penis.

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!

by TheGingeyy November 4, 2017

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009