muffinballin

Buy some muffins, squish them into balls and have a snowball fight with them.

"Yo dude, wanna pick up a bakers dozen and go muffinballin?"

muffinballin by JonnyJazlo September 17, 2013

Muffington 

A guy who likes muffing or to "go down" on his chick.

You are such a muffington

Muffington by Sipz March 7, 2018

Muffinfucker 

Lit. someone who performs sexual acts on baked goods. Used to describe somebody with an obsession with baking they wont stop talking about. Also an alternative, mother-friendly term usable in place of "motherfucker" for most purposes.

No, I don't want to hear about your latest loaf of sourdough you absolute muffinfucker.

Muffinfucker by Smoogles March 14, 2021

Muffinhead 

A muffinhead is someone who is not very smart or nice.

Oh my gosh you muffinhead!

Muffinhead by Nuela the cheese May 18, 2022

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.

Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.

Sprinkle Muffins by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

Summer Muffins 

The most polite and ingenious way of saying knockers known to mankind.

"Do you like my Summer muffins?"

Summer Muffins by challiam October 2, 2014

ear muffing 

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing by brian mayer July 14, 2015