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Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's wife.
My co-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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law of segregation

during gamete formation the alleles for each gene segregate from each other so that each gamete carries only one allele for each gene.
Hey lad wanna Know the Law of segregation.
by 420LAD$$ August 18, 2017
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great-grandpibling-in-law

1- Great-grandpibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's great-grandpibling.
My great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's spouse.
My great-grandpibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Luis' Law

A law in the UK affecting Uruguayans.

The law has 4 main elements

1- unlike the rest of the population, you are not innocent until proven guilty, and will be deemed guilty if a claim is made against you, even if by someone with a proven track record of lying and making false claims against people.
2- if a red nosed scottish git demands it, you'll receive double the punishment afforded to an Englishman for the same offence.
3- anyone is allowed to assault you at will without any "official" deeming there to be any rules or laws broken
4- even if you are not standing ahead of a man in a blue shirt, you will be deemed to be.
Wow, he nearly cut him in two!... oh, hang on, no, it's him, according to Luis' Law... "no foul"
by Cheating Utd Supporting Ref October 28, 2012
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Karamazov's Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's Law, the poor guy.
by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021
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