Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 24, 2023

Jake Charles

The act of going on a date with a female then being too much of a pussy to talk to her in school.

damn bro you totally Jake Charles'd on that Darcy Chick

by hayw00d jablowme September 5, 2022

jake

jake is mean and stares at people. his best friend is black lowkey toxic

“jake sucks”
“lol i guess so”

by sciencelinks February 28, 2020

Jake

Jake is the best guy friend you’ll ever meet. He’ll love u with all his heart. He’s definitely a family type of guy. He may seem intimidating at first but he’s really a softie. He’s the funniest person ever. You never wanna lose a Jake.

I love Jake so much.

by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021

The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine

Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes

by Horace Cox August 21, 2022

Jake Paul

Some random person people compare to genocidal psychopaths like Adolf Hitler all because he acted stupid one day and didn’t change his behaviour in the same way psychopathic feminists that assume that the world is made up of BLACK and WHITE and every single human being has experienced the exact same experience.

“Omg, he wasn’t 100% perfect in front of millions of people! Let’s destroy Jake Paul and compare him to cancer!”

by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019

Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023