by Jlinder July 11, 2020
An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls
Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”
by Motherfucker chazz July 09, 2023
If you know this child... RUN! GET OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN! If the first words he says to you is "Hello Cousins", It's a trap (DO NOT FALL FOR THIS) make sure to find the nearest exit before engaging with this child.
by Tiny Terry :) January 23, 2020