Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

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Call the Hotline

A casual but direct way to tell someone that they need to seek help for their mental health

“fr? you need to call the hotline”

by Modu July 2, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

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Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.

Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019

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