Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blinddragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the BlindDragon on her...
When your significant other is so drunk they think they have to whisper, though it's just as loud as when they're talking. Their hot, drunk breath feels like death incarnate against your skin.
"Hey, why is your girlfriend whispering?" "She's aTequilaDragon."