David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

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David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>

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David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022

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David

He is very cool, cool, cool, cool, cool and all he is, is a very cool person. that is all he is.

David is a very cool person the coolest you'll meet

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david

when something is ragebait

"nah this is so david"

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David

A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.

"Wow David looks depressed today"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

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