David

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david
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David - Meaning a giant piece of shit, a pussy, and a douchecake. Truly one of the worst people you will ever meet.
"Hey, have you heard of that guy named David?"

"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."
by David Hater 69 May 05, 2023
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David

The best dad in the whole entire world. He is kind, caring, selfless and awesome.
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DAVID

This man has the largest cock in the world

they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like
Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me
by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 28, 2023
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David

A person who is tall and is rude to everyone
That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"
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David

David is gay.
Hey did you see David today?
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David is someone who doesn't understand who Rhett Butler, Ashley Wilkes and Scar Let in gone with the wind was.
Woman 1: You see who King David was?

Man1: Yeah, he understood that being mean with the heart and not his unit was a real Skill of the Will.
by tarianiss August 30, 2020
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