Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

cream gene

When one person loves cream so much they take dire states for it.

‘Omg he is such a cream gene he literally would die for it’

by Lolly.23 November 3, 2017

Cream covered Oreo

When a man fucks a black girl and cums on her

Their relationship has really gotten better because she let him give her a cream covered Oreo

by Tacopenis69 July 14, 2018

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Creaming

Another term for when someone is lying or capping. Commonly used in the "I" (Indiana)

"You really creaming right to my face right now dih, getting me mad spicy."

by IndianaLingoLover September 2, 2025

The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Strawberry Cream

When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.

“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”

by Dudeidk October 25, 2020