He’ll break your heart
You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!
by Ishouldonlylovemyself October 5, 2023
Get the Landon gray callmug. by Aznative August 19, 2021
Get the False callmug. (verb) to absolutely smash a guitar on the floor as Paul Simonon from The Clash did his bass on the album cover of London Calli mg
by Fummy38 September 19, 2023
Get the London Callingmug. by Noe is a simp May 1, 2020
Get the Simp called noemug. “did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020
Get the well assassinate me and call me JFKmug. Performing sexual or masterbation while on a video call with another person, while they do same or just watch.
Her boyfriend was out of town so she proposed that they should sexdio call because it had been a while since they had sex
by Rock'N'Robin January 17, 2022
Get the Sexdio callmug. When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
Get the Alabama Mating Callmug.