American Peach

Is not quite oldie by a birth but obviously sluggish and anorgasmic blonde butch constantly consuming youth hormone since her teens who`s consequently pretending to be a teenage girl even IN her 30s despite having ugly flat body and smashed mug

Look, it`s American Peach trying to get her fresh!

by realshades January 3, 2023

American Baseball

When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.

Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing

by IMsorrynot July 21, 2018

american springroll

An Asian people who have a wank.

Chinese guy: "oooh, rook at that, that guy just have an american springroll in pubric."
American guy: "oh u have such a dirty mind."

by kan_awesome July 15, 2015

American BubbleGum

When A Guy Blows A Bubble of bubble gum and inserts it in the vagina

That bitch was so cute i gave her and American bubblegum

by Atominicc January 28, 2021

American slaughterhouse

The location of massively disproportionate numbers of COVID-19 infections.

By late April, it still had not occurred to anyone in government to question whether the American slaughterhouse shutdowns, due to huge numbers of worker infections, might be a signal that coronavirus was animal-borne.

by Monkey's Dad April 29, 2020

Danny Trejo American

An aged bad mutha who gets scarier with age. Usually covered in battle scars. Doesn't need to prove shit cause everyone already knows what they're about. Quiet but has a tendency to dish out savage and comedic burns. Fond of saying "you're showing up to that fight ten years too soon boy."

The guy who plays Machete is a Danny Trejo American.

by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023

American football

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023