paint your ass

Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.

The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.

(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"

There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.

(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"

by shawnesty June 29, 2012

Knock Your Clock

"Knock Your Clock" a saying used around friends for when someone is mad/angry at you. It usually means someone is trying to punch you or start a fight.

RJ: Hey yo Tom, I'll knock your clock if you say that again

Tom: Sorry RJ, it won't happen again.

by Packers2003 May 16, 2017

Beef your bun

To go overboard, to freak out, to generally lose your composure.

"Holy shit! Brad Pitt just got stabbed in the face!"
"Don't beef your bun, man; he comes back in the sequel."

by Alix Blare's Penus May 3, 2009

Your mom's perfume

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Your sister was right

You’re a wanker, complete wanker. A fucking waste of time :/

(One of Wilbur Soot’s songs, found in the album “Your City Gave Me Asthma”)

I hate to say it, but your sister was right.

by Dreamnap March 18, 2021

jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.

If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!

by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011

Get your giggle on

Describes going to do or see something funny/hilarious.

"I'm off to the Comedy Club, time to get my giggle on!!"

"You're sad? You should get your giggle on!"

by LingLing87 February 3, 2010