ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.

Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*

by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

Ur

The beginning of the end

Billy:hey tommy, guess what
Tommy:what
Billy:ur-
Tommy's heart rate skyrocketed as he realized that Billy's is going to use the forbidden ultimate weapon

by ear_boot May 23, 2018

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024