jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.

Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.

by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021

Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

Post Revue Depression

A clinically recognised form of depression whereby medical students involved in the cast and crew of a med revue steep into a deep state of depression after the show's completion

Matt hasn't stopped crying all week, he must have some serious post revue depression aka PRD

by P2theAT August 22, 2014

Schizo-Posting

Repetitively making posts of obsessive, paranoid and/or schizophrenic nature, usually making new threads within minutes of each other and/or updating threads with paranoid and petty spam, usually over multiple replies. Spamming the same video with multiple different titles as a plea for financial aid (e-begging) and/or attention also counts as Schizo-Posting.

The term was popularized by the Daniel Larson community, often referring to his paranoid spamming of his YouTube Community page.

Billy: Did you see Daniel Larson's community page on YouTube?

Jimmy: Why? Is he schizo-posting again?!
*looks at phone*

Daniel Larson: Emergency
Daniel Larson: Get ready for the shift 🤯
Daniel Larson: The managers at Olive Garden are printing off my nudes

Daniel Larson: The FBI director is spying on the trolls

Some Troll: EMERGENCY
Daniel Larson: ⚠️
Daniel Larson: I just made six dollars
Daniel Larson: I just had lunch
Some Troll: What did you have for lunch?

by Hot 7 January 23, 2024

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

Post W Syndrome

When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.

I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock”

by Louavelli April 6, 2022

Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.

Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023