The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.
Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.
by MrFlamegator May 21, 2024
Get the Dequantis’s Lawmug. by The kid named squid February 8, 2021
Get the lawmug. When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”
Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”
Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
Get the Business-in-lawmug. Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."
Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
Get the Fivehead's Lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandniece-in-lawmug. "Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"
"Sure, is tom coming?"
"yeah why?"
"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"
"aw that sucks"
"Sure, is tom coming?"
"yeah why?"
"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"
"aw that sucks"
by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017
Get the Bro in lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's husband.
My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandnephew-in-lawmug.