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ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023
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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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blow a few bucks

The ladies went this afternoon to blow a few bucks
by ThorMonster October 4, 2018
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ho-blow

1.) n. crack or cocaine offered by a hooker

2.) v. blowing your nose, hobo-style. (place one finger against the side of one of your nostrils & give it all you got to the pavement or other surface immediately available -- so long as you keep a nice clean sleeve.)
1.)

dude 1: Damn, that ho-blow be GOOD SHIZNIT!!

dude 2: What are you, on CRACK?!!

2.) dude 3: Hang up a sec... I gotta ho-blow my nose...
by planarian_x33r0 January 5, 2010
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Sustainable Blow

Blowjob without condoms to reduce to use of plastic and increase the likelihood of Sexually Transmitted Disease, don't try this at home
It's nicer way to ask a girl to do "Sustainable blow" a.k.a. blowjobs without condoms.
by Hongkongjokester November 19, 2019
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy
wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not
by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018
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