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sam

can only have one nut
sam has one nut he can't nut
by PENNYPEENY June 12, 2024
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Sam

A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesn’t see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.
Wow, Sam is such a Sam sometimes.

That’s so Sam of Sam to do.

What a Sam.
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 4, 2018
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Sam Armstrong Marshall

Sam Armstrong Marshall is a really hot male with fluffy hair, he is the true definition of hot. If you ever see him just know you are a very lucky man
"your looking so Sam Armstrong Marshall right know"
by bigchogus October 4, 2023
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Sam

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.
"Vegan? Red hair? Yep, she's definitely called Sam."
by freggythesexhaver August 30, 2022
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SAM

Sam is a amazing sweet and kind person. Can be very funny and smart. Always the top in the class and has many close friends. She can be as nice as possible but is never afraid to be a little mean if needed. Even though she is nice on the outside and always happy can easily be shut down in social events. Very social awkward and has lots of anxiety. Sam is a beautiful, strong, smart, and athletic girl.
You should be friends with Sam she’s so nice and funny!
by Skdhelapfjrkzfnkap C April 22, 2019
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Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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SAM

YOOO you see him? Thats a whole SAM fuck outta here
by am67 September 19, 2018
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