sam dermer

fat ass bitch likes to suck on dick and looks like a fetus

oh look its sam dermer he is a fucking fat ass

by goodguy27 October 12, 2016

Sam

Someone sams when they pound their cock with fury into a small butt hole, not considering the pain turning into pleasure

-damn bruh I'd Sam her
-10/10 would Sam again

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam's sister

an absolute slag

shes being such a Sam's sister right now

by Jingus6669696 July 3, 2023

Sam henry

Colonel Sanders long lost son, the fried life chose me

Oi Sam Henry, New jaw who this?

by Colonel Sanders Junior June 30, 2022

Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger

You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung

by Sammied158 October 2, 2021

Sam

Sam is a interesting and awe inspiring man. They way his mind works is phenomenal and to try and understand how his mind works would mean shrinking down and being able to get inside his head to explore it. Sam is a sympathetic man when the need is there however don't expect to much empathy because once a Sam has been hurt there is a massive guard up and it is near impossible to overcome. He will want to spend time with you but not too much. You can talk for hours with a Sam about meaningful conversations, gibberish or just flirting. You will have an unspoken language between you that you two understand what is behind the words but if your friends were to read it they wouldn't understand. DON'T lose him, be patient and ensure there's communication. A Sam is one of a kind and if you fall in love with them it's forever

I met a guy called Sam. There's Sam at the bar.

by CeeloVert32 May 7, 2021

sams rage

When a sams becomes so enraged normally from being called out, during this rage they typically injure themselves and beat women

Yeah did you see him sams rage last night???

Yeah man, what a total sams

by Sams Slayer June 17, 2021