sexy ass motherfucker he is the most hot , funny, and attractive guy ever. Every girl wants his massive peen and it would be and honor to be fucked by him
by SamKessinger February 21, 2020
Get the Sammug. Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.
by Bambi<3 November 12, 2021
Get the Sammug. S.A.M.
Sexually Available Man.
A man with no intentions to play with a person's feelings, but is ready for sexual relations. A SAM ensures their partner is aware that there is no emotional connection within the relationship.
Sexually Available Man.
A man with no intentions to play with a person's feelings, but is ready for sexual relations. A SAM ensures their partner is aware that there is no emotional connection within the relationship.
by twood717 May 13, 2020
Get the SAMmug. Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game
That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog
And cr
“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player
by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022
Get the Sammug. 
by thebestfoodieintown March 31, 2019
Get the sammug. Looks like Bobby Hill. The smartest dude you'll ever meet. He's adorable with his mannerisms. He's a redneck but not the yee-yee kind. He's mean sometimes but in a funny way. Will do anything for 5 dollars. Loves Metallica. Claims he's black bc of his black cousin.
by INeedToPeeNow November 14, 2021
Get the Sammug.