socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.

Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.

by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

sock dizzy do

To have sex with someone

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏

by gæ.bitch123 July 8, 2021

Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke

Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday

by Vitcum March 23, 2023

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks

Man this shit has me in the socks

by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022

Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.

Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’

by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017