Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Separation by Rupture Fallacy

The rhetorical move of pretending that capitalism, imperialism, and colonialism are separate phenomena with no meaningful connection, despite overwhelming historical evidence that they evolved together, supported each other, and continue to intertwine. This fallacy argues that sure, colonialism was bad, but that's over now, and capitalism is a different thing, and imperialism is something other countries do. It's like separating a cake into "flour," "sugar," and "eggs" after it's been baked and insisting they were never really connected. Separation by rupture allows people to enjoy the benefits of systems built on exploitation while claiming moral distance from the exploitation itself.

Separation by Rupture Fallacy Example: "The historian explained how British colonialism enabled the Industrial Revolution through resource extraction and forced markets. The commenter responded with separation by rupture: 'Colonialism was bad, but capitalism is just free markets! They're totally different!' The historian sighed, pointed at the cotton in their shirt, the tea in their cup, and the rubber in their shoes—all products of that 'rupture'—and wondered if history class had been canceled."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

A small polish on a rusty ship

A futile, superficial effort to improve or beautify something that’s fundamentally broken, decayed, or doomed to fail. It highlights how a tiny cosmetic fix (the “small polish”) does nothing to address deep-rooted problems (the “rust” eating away at the entire structure).

Example 1: “The company’s new diversity training video was just a small polish on a rusty ship—everyone could see the toxic culture and massive layoffs coming, but hey, at least the promo looked shiny for a day.”

Example 2: “Fixing the website’s font while the server crashes every hour? That’s a small polish on a rusty ship, mate, no one’s fooled.”

by Dog wog February 27, 2026

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017