The term "retard" can be used for those who make you feel like you would rather perform a perfect re-creation of "1 man 1 jar" instead of allowing your braincells to commit suicide one by one by their own stupidity.
Colton is a retard.
by TheRetardProfessor October 13, 2024
Get the Retardmug. An adjective originally coined by the professional medical community to denote an individual who was "delayed or held back" in perpetuity since birth, or shortly thereafter. Colloquially, it pejoratively assumes an individual was previously tarded at some point, and is now RE-tarded.
Tim: You just tried to skate down that hill with no wheels on your board, that's retarded man.
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!
by wacky wafer July 12, 2022
Get the Retardedmug. Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
Get the Ratchet Strap Retardedmug. A low elo Town of Salem player (hates high elos due to inferiority complex) who thinks he/she is good but the only thing they're good at is making completely pathetic decisions.
by Noob14 October 20, 2021
Get the Retardmug. 
by Stephenhawkingwalking January 12, 2024
Get the Retardmug.