Post-Hot

Being so ugly you are hot. Ascending past your looks with tattoos, piercings and a good style.

"Pete Davidson looks like a fish, but it's kind of a turn on."
"Yeah Pete Davidson is definitely post-hot."

by Maxwellsfargoe December 4, 2022

Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.

Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!

by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011

post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.

“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”

by thesportsgut1736 December 19, 2021

post post depression

When you post something and you instantly get depression f****** wondering what people are going to think and judge you and all that s*** and you know your b**** ass ain't going to f****** delete it so you're kind of depressed and you're like oh s*** and then you turn off your phone or like silence it and then throw it into the corner and then look at your computer only

shit dude i posted the pic and now i got post post depression

by FrickDaPoPo May 31, 2024

field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024