Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017

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Pig

To over-indulge to an unfathomable extent

We went absolutely pig last night at the bar

You guys are such pigs for beer

We made pigs of ourselves last night

by Gonepig September 27, 2020

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The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.

Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022

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snuffle pig

Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it

I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating

by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017

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Pigs in a blanket

Pigs in a blanket is a variety of different sausage-based foods in the United Kingdom, United States, Denmark, Republic of Ireland, Germany, Belgium, Russia, Canada, and Japan. The sausage center varies depending on geographic location and no Ethan they're not called puffy dogs Ethan.

Pigs in a blanket is the real name and puffy dogs is not.

by Stronghold11 May 25, 2019

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