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Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus
Last night I was punching the grape for the missus
by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021
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pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you
The little shih Tzu pooch punched me
by KatZ55 July 16, 2021
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Long Distance Dick Punch

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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walrus punch

When you ram your entire head in a womens vagina.
B*tch was super kinky so I had to give her the 'ol walrus punch in the ham wallet.
by k00ksta July 30, 2021
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One punch man

Bald man who isn’t as strong as people say he is.
Person who is wrong: Saitama (one punch man) can beat ANYONE with one punch.
Person who is right: no Goku solos.
by Goku>fiction August 1, 2021
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geni-punch

The act of Punching someone in their genitals and screaming GENI-PUNCH as loud as you can.
Dude- His genitals got totaly destroyed by that geni-punch.

Other Dude- That poor, poor man.
by Mike Wazowski November 6, 2012
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chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.
John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.
by uucpd December 20, 2012
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