Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

St. Louis Piss

When you take a shit in the urinal, while puking on the floor.

So I walked into the can, and Johnny was bent over like a moose, cock tucked the urinal, taking a St. Louis Piss!

by Backdoor Sandpaper March 27, 2019

Piss off Perry

Someone that you do not or don’t want to believe. Someone that needs knocking down a peg or two

Wife : just got to put my face on and I will be ready .
Husband: do you need a shovel ?

Wife: piss off Perry !!

by Pez22 May 26, 2019

piss bucket drunk

Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.

Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.

by Ottomanic November 13, 2020

pissing on thin ice

To clearly give no fucks even if you are already on thin ice.

Dave lost two accounts yesterday, and has now taken the day off. He is really pissing on thin ice.

by Darksabre1 June 16, 2020

True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.

Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

by Bonk October 27, 2020