Dad

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.

by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020

dad

the mf'er that leaves to new orlands when he says he will be back soon

me-hay dad were are you going

dad-to the store I'll be back soon

also dad-leaves to new orlands

by yourgaymum October 22, 2019

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Something that you don't have

Someone: do you have a dad
Me: what's that?

by Your_ma. September 25, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

by brutherrrr November 7, 2022

DAD

Something that left the moment he realised you were gay.

whats a DAD

by yeeeeifif April 26, 2019