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wankers mouth

Some alpha Irish traveller slams for sexy hippy pirate guys
Fuck man you suck a wankers mouth Grrrrr
by Shnookywook July 17, 2023
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Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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balls in ur mouth

by anonymous August 5, 2023
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beast mouth

That weird uncanny valley way that MrBeast has his mouth open in literally every thumbnail of his videos. Neither a gape of surprise nor laughing, or anything a real human would do except when …
B: Dude, why is Jerome in the hospital with a throat injury?
A: He *begged* me to deep throat my cock! He literally gave me *beast mouth*!
B: OK, in that case I get it. ^^
by Evi1M4chine August 9, 2023
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Pelican Mouthful

When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!
I remember the thing about Freddy

Krueger is that as a joke he used to

come into a room when you have a lot of

friends over and piss him to his own

mouth without spilling a drop that was

Fred Kruger's move I mean guys

freak Show

but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own

he wants to get the Pelican mouthful

that's what you called it
by SandwhichHAter August 13, 2023
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Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate
I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023
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Ass-to-mouth

I have three hour-and-a-half classes ass-to-mouth on Tuesday. It sucks.
by gybdsomd2675@gmail.com September 10, 2023
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