Jake-ing

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.

Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.

by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021

jake chaparro

The cutest thing ever. He gives really good hugs and you can't ever get enough of him. He's an amazing human, especially to Kaylee.

Did you see that Jake Chaparro? He's really attractive.

by Dab on em November 17, 2016

Jake

massive dick

yo bro how much u be packen (Jake)

by bob the builder thick man April 6, 2022

Jakes mom

Biggest titted person in the world

Jakes mom has a big ass and tits

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021

jake brady

A man of a thousand World of Warcraft Copies

Wow a Jake Brady plays so much world of warcraft his mum can't even keep him off it.

by Densel October 9, 2013

Jake

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)

"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"

by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022

Jake

Needs a wheelbarrow to carry round his gigantic c0ck! Perfect and all.

You wish you were a jake

by big dog4196 November 22, 2021