by australia3 October 26, 2022
Get the Jake Mottmug. the cutest guy around hes the bestest friend anyone could ask for if you ever get a chance to be his boyfriend and his bestfriend then you got lucky
by mjdolly April 4, 2018
Get the Jakemug. 
The type of guy you think is sweet and caring but turns out to be manipulative. He will one hundred percent drop you as soon as something better comes along and will probably rub it in your face. Jake has a lot of friends that are girls and will try to have sex with all of them. Takes rejection very poorly and is easily offended. Egotistical and loves talking about himself.
Rebecca: “This guy told me that I was a four out of ten and then asked if I wanted to have sex with him!”
Jessica: “He sounds like a total Jake! You should definitely ghost him before he has a chance to drop you.”
Jessica: “He sounds like a total Jake! You should definitely ghost him before he has a chance to drop you.”
by underwaterclare June 16, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Im jake
by Tj Avery June 2, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake is bad news. Usually older than who he hits up, sexy-bad boy-type shit which makes him attractive, but also unattractive because he knows that he’s cute, and he is a stoner. Brown hair, average height, not very strong. Surprisingly gets a lot of girls because of his smart comments and knows how to make girls fall for his little smirky grin. Did not used to be such a player but got his heart broken and closed his heart off in fear of getting hurt again.
Jake is not good news!
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
Get the Jakemug. anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them
anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over
by alfie_init September 19, 2021
Get the jakemug.