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Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024
mugGet the Bunker moneymug.

Michaella-Money

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure
I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.
by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021
mugGet the Michaella-Moneymug.

dank Money

something that dont exists nothing more than a 500 bucks year
I don't need dank money I want joseph money said lil man
by jokera March 18, 2022
mugGet the dank Moneymug.

Crash money

When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.

I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
mugGet the Crash moneymug.

Money

Money doesn't buy happiness? Hell yeah it does!
by Please candy March 6, 2022
mugGet the Moneymug.

money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
mugGet the money mulemug.

Dog money

Dog money is a lighthearted way to refer to Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency based on the doge meme. Originating from the famous Shiba Inu behind the meme named, Kabosu.
I like to pay my friends and buy stuff with dog money
by tunamode December 21, 2022
mugGet the Dog moneymug.

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