Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

by Help525600 October 18, 2020

jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ

Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"

by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick)

Exclamation of extreme aggravation.

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

by JohnK May 22, 2005

Jesus christ please save me

I am scared to shit alone at night please help me

Jesus christ please save me $4 off a taco bell meal, a coupon is preferred

by Big Cunt Swallower March 3, 2020

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020