David

/ˈdeɪvɪd/
name of the most precious person.

"I will love David forever and ever and ever."

by user-3lu5in September 20, 2024

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

David

David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it

"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"

by Lazerbater December 7, 2022

david's confessions

A two person owned youtube channel and podcastewhere two girls go bye the name david talk about anything that comes on their mind like pop culture and social media on there youtube channel they play games like roblox which they are most known for and others like girlsgogames jeprody and others

I am gonna go watch david's confessions

by dog1645 January 16, 2022

David

David a kiddo who is dumb ass fuck and never can fuck with anybody because his dick is to small

Oh it's david let's get the fuck out of here

by Firearmswntiation May 25, 2019

David

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.

Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.

by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020

David Copperfield

When a guy and a girl get another party involved in a sexual act and one of them disappears leaving the other one and the included party to finish by themselves.

This couple came to me with a proposition and I accepted it but half way through it s the woman pulled a David Copperfield on me and disappeared leaving me to satisfy her man

by Megalainie November 24, 2024