ice cream bra

when a man has a massive ejaculation and splashes it on his mate's boobs

damn foo cory gave jackie an ice cream bra,pretty nasty bro

by mattbahl September 20, 2013

ice cream sesh

eat ice cream while depressed

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*

by daddy fuck nr June 2, 2021

Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019

Reverse Creaming

A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened

Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.

Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming

by functionallyInert December 14, 2023

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017

Peaches for cream

A very odd Chihuahua who looks like she’s got a few screws loose. Commonly known for her distinct look of squint eyes, falling around like she’s drunk, her few teeth she has and her massive tongue always hanging out. Often found in Holly’s bed being squashed at night

Oh look there’s that rat on legs peaches for cream

by Peaches for cream December 11, 2019

cream dilight

When you cum and your partner drinks it like a smoothie until they suffocated

I have my girl a cream dilight

by Daddy waddy icky dicky August 11, 2023