crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022

crack my nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

by Sidestep ni99er May 4, 2017

Crack Don

A guy like raiff.

That geezas a crack don.

by TheBlazerNigga February 21, 2018

Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one

1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022

Butt-crack straggler

The hairs that migrate down your back and get stuck in your butt crack and prove uncomfortable to remove.

She pulled a single butt-crack straggler out from behind.

by ShotgunCharlieB February 14, 2018

1 cubic crack

a measurement of specifically illegal sugar that you melt with a spoon

typically used by people named bennett

hey bennett, are you on that 1 cubic crack pack again!!?!?!?!??!!?11/1/!?!?!!?!?'2;

by the large man April 8, 2022