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To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
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panel beated

definition of being Panel beated is that someone beats you like you would beat panels to fix car's dent/crash
usually referring to that you are getting beaten to the death like you would beat up an inanimate object.
Commonly used in IT environment where your manager punishes you when caught a staff fooling around.
Originated From Mike O, B founder of the Panel Beating via "HAND" often don't use tools to get his job Done.
I would not do that if i was you, he will Panel Beat you.

I got Panel Beated yesterday for not doing well at my Job.

My manager went to a course of how to Panel Beat the employee to get maximum efficiency.
by neoPSYCHO December 16, 2019
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BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012
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Beat it

1: what you say to someone when you want them to go away, as in "get lost"

2: a great song that Michael Jackson made in 1982

3: Chris Brown's motto

4: something you can't do in November
1: hey, Joe, beat it, you're in my seat.

2: "beat it" is my favorite Michael Jackson song.

3: remember, when you have girl problems, when all's in doubt, just beat it.

4: I beat it last night and failed NNN for the sixth year in a row
by El tipo guapo May 9, 2020
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Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.
by Bingledorf March 18, 2024
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Beating it silly style

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy
You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class
by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024
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Syllable Beatings

Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.

In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.

In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.

Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.

Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
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